Toby hat ein ironisches “Bekenntnis” gepostet, das postmodernes Denken auf die Schippe nehmen will, für mein Empfinden das Thema aber nicht so richtig trifft (vgl. die Kommentare dort. Nebenbei, Frage an die Germanisten: Gibt es einen Plural von “Credo”? Credi? Bestimmt nicht. Credos? Oder kann man eben nur eins wirklich glauben und der Plural erübrigt sich (sprach)logisch betrachtet damit von selbst? Oder sagen wir dann eben Glaubensbekenntnisse).
Das hat mich wiederum an ein Gedicht von Steve Turner erinnert. Das ist auch schon etwas älter, wie die Anspielung auf den kalten Krieg zeigt, und fällt daher auch trotz des harten Relativismus am Ende nicht einfach unter “Kritik am Postmodernismus”; es ist aber auch so lesenswert als eine Art Anti-Credo:
Creed
We believe in Marxfreudanddarwin.
We believe everything is OK
as long as you don’t hurt anyone,
to the best of your definition of hurt,
and to the best of your knowledge.We believe in sex before during
and after marriage.
We believe in the therapy of sin.
We believe that adultery is fun.
We believe that sodomy’s OK
We believe that taboos are taboo.We believe that everything’s getting better
despite evidence to the contrary.
The evidence must be investigated.
You can prove anything with evidence.We believe there’s something in horoscopes,
UFO’s and bent spoons;
Jesus was a good man just like Buddha
Mohammed and ourselves.
He was a good moral teacher although we think
his good morals were bad.We believe that all religions are basically the same,
at least the one that we read was.
They all believe in love and goodness.
They only differ on matters of
creation sin heaven hell God and salvation.We believe that after death comes The Nothing
because when you ask the dead what happens
they say Nothing.
If death is not the end, if the dead have lied,
then it’s compulsory heaven for all
excepting perhaps Hitler, Stalin and Genghis Khan.We believe in Masters and Johnson.
What’s selected is average.
What’s average is normal.
What’s normal is good.We believe in total disarmament.
We believe there are direct links between
warfare and bloodshed.
Americans should beat their guns into tractors
and the Russians would be sure to follow.We believe that man is essentially good.
It’s only his behaviour that lets him down.
This is the fault of society.
Society is the fault of conditions.
Conditions are the fault of society.We believe that each man must find the truth
that is right for him.
Reality will adapt accordingly.
The universe will readjust. History will alter.
We believe that there is no absolute truth
excepting the truth that there is no absolute truth.We believe in the rejection of creeds.
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